WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO. You always wanted to be a firefighter when you were growing up! Once you get your hands on this DFT Fire Truck, you'll be the envy of all your childhood friends, many of whom have moved onto actual jobs and more feasible goals! But don't let that stop you, this here's a fire truck! You've got all the bells and whistles, or rather, all the lights and sirens on this. Hell, we'll even throw in a FREE water cannon! That's right, a FREE water cannon! Put out fires, water your lawn, or depending on how sick you are, hose down people who walk onto your street who don't look like you! "Equality" they say? Bah! You've got a firetruck and they don't!
