From efficiency to wiener schnitzel to that television show about that depressed loaf of bread, Bürgerfahrzeug is an iconic symbol of Germany. And what better way to acknowledge that fact with one of their most iconic vehicles, the T2 Microbus? From a factory in Wolfsburg to a hippie festival in San Fierro to a collector's garage in Spokane until his house got broken into and he got shot. But that's not important, what is important is that we now have a near-mint condition Microbus right here, on our lot for $5,500! $5,500! Do you think you can beat that price, you insolent piece of shit? Don't try to haggle with us or we're going drag you into the woods and make you dig your own grave! Anyway, if you're looking to complete the hippie look, run weed across the border, or if you're a die-hard Germanophile with SS flags hanging over your bed and nothing but Kraftwerk on your MP3 player, this is the van for you.
Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn Vor uns liegt ein weites tal Die sonne scheint mit glitzerstrahl Die fahrbahn ist ein graues band Weisse streifen, gruener rand Jetzt schalten wir das radio an Aus dem lautsprecher klingt es dann: Wir fahr'n auf der Autobahn...
