"SCOOT AROUND WITH THE SCOOTASU" was the craziest Japanese commercial we saw back in the day. A family of twelve all packing into the cab of this thing and then driving away while some tentacle monster fucks up Tokyo in the background. Sadly, the actual "Kei Truck" as they call it isn't anywhere near exciting as that. It's slow, cumbersome, and not very attractive. Unless, of course, you're into ugly stuff like that. Then yeah, we'll give you this Japanese import for $20,000, please.