Want to go all "easy rider" and see the country, but you're too tied down to your 9-5 office job? Instead of seeing the country, why not just ride down the end of your block, seeing as you're too big of a whiner to ditch the khakis and tie for a leather jacket? And for a whiner, you need a bike fit for a whiner! And with that, what better bike would be good for you than the Daemon? Four gears, kickstarter, and if you act now, we'll throw in some diapers because YOU'RE TOO BIG OF A PUSSY TO BUY A DECENT BIKE but hey, we aren't complaining.