Hey, hey, hey! Looking to make some ca-rrrrazzzyy money? Are ya ready? Here you go - a classic 1964 Savanna taxi!" What do I do with this", you ask? Here's what you do - you wait at the airport for whoever needs a ride. You two haggle over a fare, you put his bags in the trunk, and you drive him wherever he or she needs to go through rush hour traffic with a cell phone in one hand and a cigarette in the other. You drop them off, get your cash, cut your hair into a mohawk, and go shoot a pimp who deals in underage girls. Just the classic life of a taxi driver. If you think you can handle it, it's yours for $6,000.
